Monday, September 14, 2009

Obscenity Now

Shocking news last night, as rapper Kanye West stormed onto the stage at MTV’s Video Music Awards during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech to praise a Beyonce video. Yes, truly shocking that MTV still has a music video awards show.

West then barged into a private residence and interrupted a bris in progress, saying the baby boy had “a fine foreskin, but all-time, you’ve got to bow down to Sammy Davis Jr.’s.”


Tennis star Serena Williams had an on-court meltdown in the semi-finals of the U.S. Open, telling a line judge, “I feel like shoving this f*cking ball down your throat.” For her outburst, Serena was assessed a point penalty, fined $10,000 and will have to change her name to Obscena Williams.


An 11-year old boy in Huntsville, Alabama faked his own kidnapping to avoid taking home a bad report card. Man, these kids today just don’t think things through. Instead of a fake kidnapping, one real act of arson could have guaranteed there was no “home” to take the report card to.

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