A Wells Fargo employee was discovered to be living in a luxurious Malibu beach house her bank had seized in foreclosure. She even threw huge parties on the property. Bank officials said they were outraged by the employee’s actions, and would ‘probably take some rent money out of her bonus, or at least make her pick up all the empties.’
A gang member in Texas was arrested after a botched home-invasion robbery. The bad guy was chased out of the house by the owner-- an 87-year old woman with a can of Raid. The criminal is going to jail, while Texas Governor Rick Perry has deployed the old lady to guard the border.
The Iraqi journalist who infamously threw his shoes at President Bush will be released from jail on Monday, and is getting a hero’s welcome. Offers of marriage are pouring in, his TV station bought him a posh Baghdad condo, and he’s getting a lifetime supply of loafers from “Mahmoud’s Death to the Infidels Fine Footwear Outlet Store.”
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