Monday, November 30, 2009

That's just grrrreat!

More bad news for golf superstar Tiger Woods. The PGA has now fined his caddy $5,000 for not replacing the divot in the back of his Caddy.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Win One for the Flipper

86-year old Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams was fined $250,000 by the NFL for making an obscene gesture toward the Buffalo Bills bench in last Sunday's game. Adams later apologized, but said "those kids could have avoided the situation if they just got off my lawn like I asked them to."

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Don't Worry if the Ratings Go into a Death Spiral...

The grand marshal of this year's Tournament of Roses Parade has been announced, and it's Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger. Any gig from here on in that involves the word "float," he's pretty much top choice.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

What color was the judge's robe?

The justice of the peace from Louisiana who refused to grant a license to an inter-racial couple has resigned. Controversial judge Keith Cardwell then landed a job at a local cafeteria, but he was immediately suspended for pulling all the Oreos apart.