Thursday, October 15, 2009

Oval Office O-fer

Another sign of President Barack Obama's waning popularity came this week. An unnamed source within the Baseball Writers of America leaked the news that Obama will only finish third in the voting for the American League MVP, behind Minnesota catcher Joe Mauer and Detroit first baseman Miguel Cabrera.

"Of course we're disappointed," said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. "Joe Mauer is a fine player, but my grandma could put up big numbers in the HomerDome, and who was selected to throw the first pitch at the All-Star Game this year?"

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