That's just grrrreat!

More bad news for golf superstar Tiger Woods. The PGA has now fined his caddy $5,000 for not replacing the divot in the back of his Caddy.

Win One for the Flipper

86-year old Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams was fined $250,000 by the NFL for making an obscene gesture toward the Buffalo Bills bench in last Sunday's game. Adams later apologized, but said "those kids could have avoided the situation if they just got off my lawn like I asked them to."

Don't Worry if the Ratings Go into a Death Spiral...

The grand marshal of this year's Tournament of Roses Parade has been announced, and it's Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger. Any gig from here on in that involves the word "float," he's pretty much top choice.

What color was the judge's robe?

The justice of the peace from Louisiana who refused to grant a license to an inter-racial couple has resigned. Controversial judge Keith Cardwell then landed a job at a local cafeteria, but he was immediately suspended for pulling all the Oreos apart.

The Seeing Double Guy

Tennis star Andre Agassi admits in his new autobiography that he used crystal meth in the mid-90's. Agassi said his habit got so bad that at one point he hallucinated that his ex-wife Brooke Shields "starred in some insipid sitcom called 'Suddenly Susan,' and it was a big hit."

Shiny Crazy People

The father of "Balloon Boy" Falcon Heene says he does not want his son to be known as "Balloon Boy" any more. Amateur storm-and-media chaser Richard Heene claims he wants to put all that notoriety behind his innocent 6-year old son, who he's now asking everyone to refer to simply as "Vomit Dreamkiller Boy."

Oval Office O-fer

Another sign of President Barack Obama's waning popularity came this week. An unnamed source within the Baseball Writers of America leaked the news that Obama will only finish third in the voting for the American League MVP, behind Minnesota catcher Joe Mauer and Detroit first baseman Miguel Cabrera.

"Of course we're disappointed," said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. "Joe Mauer is a fine player, but my grandma could put up big numbers in the HomerDome, and who was selected to throw the first pitch at the All-Star Game this year?"