Tongue & (Krush) Groove

A teenager in Cheektowaga, New York has been arrested for doing over $3,000 worth of damage to a hardwood floor by wearing a diamond belt buckle while breakdancing at a house party. The police are holding the youth in pop'n lock-up.

There goes the neighborhood

An Ohio man bulldozed his $350,000 home to prevent the bank from foreclosing on it. He would have leveled his garage too, but the repo man took the bulldozer back when the man wasn't looking.

Ocho Quacko

The state of California is recommending that Michael Kamrava, the doctor of so-called "Octomom" Nadya Suleiman, should have his license revoked. The state's Attorney General filed papers accusing Kamrava of "gross negligence" and for failing to order a mental evaluation of Suleiman. They also thought his "Buy seven embryos, get one free!" promotion was a little tacky.

If the suit is successful, California may even go one step further, with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger hoping to offset budget problems by raffling off the octuplets.

That's just grrrreat!

More bad news for golf superstar Tiger Woods. The PGA has now fined his caddy $5,000 for not replacing the divot in the back of his Caddy.

Win One for the Flipper

86-year old Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams was fined $250,000 by the NFL for making an obscene gesture toward the Buffalo Bills bench in last Sunday's game. Adams later apologized, but said "those kids could have avoided the situation if they just got off my lawn like I asked them to."

Don't Worry if the Ratings Go into a Death Spiral...

The grand marshal of this year's Tournament of Roses Parade has been announced, and it's Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger. Any gig from here on in that involves the word "float," he's pretty much top choice.

What color was the judge's robe?

The justice of the peace from Louisiana who refused to grant a license to an inter-racial couple has resigned. Controversial judge Keith Cardwell then landed a job at a local cafeteria, but he was immediately suspended for pulling all the Oreos apart.