Texas state representative Debbie Riddle told a national CNN audience "her office" has been informed by "former FBI folks" that terrorists are bringing pregnant women to the United States for the express purpose of making them U.S. citizens. Theoretically, the kids would be raised as terrorists abroad, and have easy access to our homeland once their fontanellas had hardened up a bit.
If you thought the "terrible twos" were bad, wait till you get a load of the "fatwa fours"!
Future headline in
Good Terrorist Parenting magazine:
"Take the Quiz: Colicky or Kamikaze?"
NOTE: Beloved actress Holland Taylor is not Debbie Riddle, but she should get a crack at playing her in the HBO movie on crackpot politicians.
